Jeggings
This is another item I won't bother with a picture of.
The Bad:
So, so, so much bad. People who shouldn't be wearing jeggings. Jeggings not made for people to wear. People who wear the wrong jeggings. People in hospital because of jeggings.
Half the problem with jeggings is people - picking too small, too thin, or just plain old unflattering ones.
The Good:
The majority of people realised that jeggings have their place - much alike neon. Getting the right cut and fit, having them actually be safe as opposed to just being in fashion is something humans seem to keep needing to re-learn. This isn't the most killer fashion mistake ever, but at least now we know for the future.
Crop Tops + Low Waist Jeans
Unless you're Beyonce with a 20 pack of abs, this is not going to go well.
The Bad:
Everything is on show. I'm all for skin, but with a look like this one there is absolutely nothing you can hide. Even Kim K's Kountour artist can only do so much.
The Good:
crop tops, and flare pants, are absolute festival staples. Or just for your next hippie themed party. They're two totally wearable and still fully acceptable items - just not paired together in quite the same way.
Tiered Peasant Skirt
Sometimes described as "boho" or "frontier". Drawstrings for bonus points. They were almost always seen in ugly browns or whites. Or most commonly, stained yellow-brown and off-white.
The Bad:
Did I mention I owned one of these for far longer than was fashionable? Which is how I know they never look good. Not inperson, not in photos, just never. These low-waisted, off-white monstrosities never looked clean, always highlighted all your unwanted bumpy bits, and there was no way to pose your legs without the skirt riding up and looking more than a little rude.
The Good:
I guess we have better-made flounces, and I have a strong appreciation for dark-coloured, easy-to-pose-in denim jeans. Also, more recent versions of these skirts move the waist up, and are in pretty much every colour but white. Which I can also appreciate.
Bedazzled Everything
My younger self loved this, until she grew up to realize the adults had been doing it too.
Honestly, this Juicy butt says it all.
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